YOU SAID:

Dude, Jared what did I say about petting the plants. They're sensitive dammit! Especially the cacti. Don't you dare touch it- JARED!?

INTO JAPANESE

ジャレッド、植物をペットにするって言っただろ。彼らは敏感だ！特にサボテンに触るなジャレド！ ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jared, I told you to pet the plants. They're sensitive! Don't touch the cactus in particular, Jared!?

INTO JAPANESE

ジャレッド、植物をペットにするように言っただろう。彼らは敏感だ！特にサボテンに触れるな、ジャレッド！ ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jared, I told you to pet the plants. They're sensitive! Don't touch the cactus in particular, Jared!?