YOU SAID:
Dude, it's Christmas Eve... I could be home right now drinking this killer eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid...
INTO JAPANESE
おい、それのクリスマスイブ.今弟に軽量流体となりますこのキラー エッグノッグを飲んで家の権利になれるだろう.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, it's Christmas Eve!... this killer now brother becomes lighter fluid and eggnog to drink, will be to the right of the House.
You should move to Japan!