YOU SAID:

dude i really want to die this is no joke

INTO JAPANESE

本当にこれは死ぬし男も冗談ではないです。

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Really do die, he is not kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

本当に死ぬこと、彼は冗談ではないです。

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Really die, he is not kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

本当に死ぬ、彼は冗談ではないです。

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To die, he is not kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

死ぬ、彼は冗談ではないです。

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Die, he is not kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

死ぬ、彼は冗談ではないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Die, he is not kidding.