YOU SAID:
Dude I'm in college and want to bomb the school.
INTO JAPANESE
おい、私は大学生なんだけど、学校を爆破したいんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I'm a college student and I want to blow up my school.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は大学生で、学校を爆破したいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I'm a college student and I want to blow up my school.
That's deep, man.