YOU SAID:
dude I'm deadass hungry right now, I crave a BONELESS PIZZA
INTO JAPANESE
男私は今お腹が空いてる、骨なしのピザを切望している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Man I'm hungry now and longing for a boneless pizza
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が空いていて、骨のないピザを切望している男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man who is hungry and longing for a boneless pizza
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が空いて、骨のないピザを切望する男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man who is hungry and longing for a boneless pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.