YOU SAID:
Dude, I’m cool as a cucumber!!!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、きゅうりのようにかっこいい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, it looks like cucumber!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それはきゅうりのようです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, It's like a cucumber!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、それはきゅうりのようです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, It's like a cucumber!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.