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DUDE! I just broke up with my girlfriend and she ripped my heart out of my chest! I can't belive you would do that to another human being!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

伊達者！私はちょうど私のガールフレンドと別れ、彼女は私の胸から私の心を引き裂きました!私はあなたが他の人間にそんなことをするなんて信じられません!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dandy! I just broke up with my girlfriend and she tore my heart out of my chest! I can't believe you would do such a thing to another human being!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

ダンディ！私はちょうど私のガールフレンドと別れ、彼女は私の胸から私の心を引き裂きました!あなたが他の人間にそのようなことをするとは信じられません!!!!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dandy! I just broke up with my girlfriend and she tore my heart out of my chest! I can't believe you would do such a thing to another human being!!!!!