YOU SAID:
dude, how the heck are you? It's been a hot second since I've seen you
INTO JAPANESE
おい、お元気ですか?私があなたに会ってから、それは暑い秒でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How are you
INTO JAPANESE
お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How are you
Come on, you can do better than that.