YOU SAID:
Duck! Hehe, just kidding, that won't help.
INTO JAPANESE
アヒル!ふふ、冗談ですが、それは役に立ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
duck! Hey, kidding, but it doesn't help.
INTO JAPANESE
アヒル!ねえ、冗談ですが、それは役に立ちません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
duck! Hey, kidding, it doesn't help.
INTO JAPANESE
アヒル!ねえ、冗談、それは助けにはならない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
duck! Hey, joking, it doesn't help.
INTO JAPANESE
アヒル!ねえ、冗談、それは助けにはなりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
duck! Hey, joking, it doesn't help.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.