YOU SAID:
DU! DU WOP! DU WOP WE DU HAST MEISCH!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた！なんてことだ！私がいればすごいよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Oh my goodness! It would be amazing if I were here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた！おやまあ！私がここにいたら素晴らしいのに！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Oh my goodness! It would be great if I were here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた！ああ、なんてことだ！私がここにいたら最高なのに！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Oh my goodness! I wish I was here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた！ああ、なんてことだ！ここにいられたらよかったのに！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Oh my goodness! I wish you were here!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた！ああ、なんてこと！あなたがここにいてくれたらよかったのに！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You! Oh my goodness! I wish you were here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
