YOU SAID:
Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬売人はジョーダンを買い、クラックはクラックを買う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Drug dealers buy Jordans, crack buys crack.
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬の売人はジョーダンを買い、クラックはクラックを買う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Drug dealers buy Jordans, crack buys crack.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.