YOU SAID:

...drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car.

INTO JAPANESE

... .drawn 車にはねを取得私の写真。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

.... drawn get a splash on a car my photo.

INTO JAPANESE

....描かれた車の上にスプラッシュ私の写真。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

.... Splash my picture on the drawn car.

INTO JAPANESE

....描かれた車の上に私の写真をスプラッシュ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

.... Splash my picture on the drawn car.