YOU SAID:
Down this river every turn
INTO JAPANESE
毎ターンこの川を下る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every turn down this river
INTO JAPANESE
この川を下る毎ターン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This River every turn
INTO JAPANESE
この川毎ターン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This River every turn
That didn't even make that much sense in English.