YOU SAID:
Down came the troopers, one, two, three
INTO JAPANESE
警備員は1人、2人、3人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Security guards are 1, 2, 3
INTO JAPANESE
セキュリティガードは1,2,3
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Security guard is 1, 2, 3
INTO JAPANESE
セキュリティガードは1,2,3です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Security guards are 1, 2, 3
INTO JAPANESE
セキュリティガードは1,2,3
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Security guard is 1, 2, 3
INTO JAPANESE
セキュリティガードは1,2,3です
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium