YOU SAID:
Down by the seashore there is a old, wrinkled lady who will try to sell you her seashells
INTO JAPANESE
海岸のそばには、あなたに彼女の貝殻を売ろうとする古い、しわのある女性があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beside the coast is an old, wrinkled woman who tries to sell you her shells
INTO JAPANESE
海岸の横には、あなたに彼女の殻を売ろうとする古い、しわのある女性がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beside the shore is an old, wrinkled woman trying to sell you her shell
INTO JAPANESE
海岸の横には、あなたに彼女の殻を売ろうとしている古い、しわの女性があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beside the shore is an old, wrinkled woman trying to sell you her shell
That didn't even make that much sense in English.