YOU SAID:
dont you just love to touch some fire hydrants?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはいくつかの消火栓に触れることだけ愛していませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Just touching some fire hydrant does not love you?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょうどいくつかの消火栓に触れるあなた愛していませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You just touch on some fire hydrant does not love?
INTO JAPANESE
いくつか触れるだけ消火栓を愛していませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not love touch of some fire hydrants?
INTO JAPANESE
いくつかの消火栓のタッチを愛していませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not love the touch of some fire hydrants?
INTO JAPANESE
いくつかの消火栓のタッチを愛していませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not love the touch of some fire hydrants?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.