YOU SAID:

dont pee on my back and tell me its raining

INTO JAPANESE

私の背中におしっこをして、その雨を教えないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee on my back and tell me that rain

INTO JAPANESE

私の背中でおしっこをして、その雨を私に言わないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pee on my back and don't tell me that rain

INTO JAPANESE

私の背中におしっこと雨を言わないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee on my back and say rain

INTO JAPANESE

私の背中でおしっこをして雨を言わないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Don't pee on my back and say rain