YOU SAID:
dont eat your horse and have cake too
INTO JAPANESE
馬を食べてケーキも食べないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat the horse and don't eat the cake
INTO JAPANESE
馬を食べてケーキを食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat horses don't eat cake
INTO JAPANESE
馬を食べる ケーキを食べない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat horse don't eat cake
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキを食べないで馬を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't eat cake eat horse
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキを食べるな 馬を食う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't eat cake eat horse
That's deep, man.