YOU SAID:
donkey get me swamp 0
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ロバは私に沼0を取得
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Ass gets me swamp 0
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尻取得私に沼0
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Ass get me swamp 0
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お尻は私に沼0
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Ass swamp me
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尻は私を湿らせます
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Ass moisten me
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尻は私を湿らせます
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Ass moisten me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.