YOU SAID:
donald trump is vladimir putin and he will be shooting at my grandmother with its long and slippery knife blade soon
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプはウラジーミル・プーチンで、彼はすぐに長くて滑りやすいナイフの刃で私の祖母を撃つでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin and he will soon shoot my grandmother with a long, slippery knife blade
INTO JAPANESE
ドナルド・トランプはウラジーミル・プーチンで、彼はすぐに私の祖母を長くて滑りやすいナイフの刃で撃つでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin and he will soon shoot my grandmother with a long, slippery knife blade
That didn't even make that much sense in English.