YOU SAID:
Don the pizza joint manager has a stupendous mustache, and a Ms. Pacman arcade in his basement.
INTO JAPANESE
ドンのピザ共同マネージャーには、膨大な口ひげがあり、また、彼の地下室でさんパックマン アーケードしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don's pizza joint Manager has a huge mustache, also is in the basement of his I am arcade PAC-man.
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