YOU SAID:
Don't worry, I'll kidnap you to keep you from being kidnapped!
INTO JAPANESE
心配しないで、誘kidされないように誘Iします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't worry, I will not be invited!
INTO JAPANESE
心配しないでください、私は招待されません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't worry, I will not be invited!
That's deep, man.