YOU SAID:
Don't try to make friends with the cute cat with a white stripe across its back or you will discover where the base ingredient for many perfumes and colognes comes from when it gives you an o-shiri shower.
INTO JAPANESE
背中に白い縞模様のかわいい猫と友達になろうとしないでください、さもなければあなたはそれがあなたにo-shiriシャワーを与えるとき多くの香水とコロンのベース成分がどこから来るのかを発見するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't try to make friends with a cute cat with white stripes on its back, otherwise you will discover where many perfume and cologne base ingredients come from when it gives you o-shiri showers.
INTO JAPANESE
背中に白い縞模様のかわいい猫と友達になろうとしないでください、さもなければあなたはそれがあなたにo-shiriシャワーを与えるとき多くの香水とケルンベースの成分がどこから来るかを発見するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't try to make friends with a cute cat with white stripes on its back, otherwise you will discover where many perfume and cologne-based ingredients come from when it gives you an o-shiri shower.
INTO JAPANESE
背中に白い縞模様のかわいい猫と友達になろうとしないでください、さもなければあなたはそれがあなたにo-shiriシャワーを与えるとき多くの香水とコロンベースの成分がどこから来るかを発見するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't try to make friends with a cute cat with white stripes on the back, otherwise you will discover where many perfume and colon-based ingredients come from when it gives you an o-shiri shower.
INTO JAPANESE
背中に白い縞模様のかわいい猫と友達になろうとしないでください、さもなければあなたはそれがあなたにo-shiriシャワーを与えるとき多くの香水とコロンベースの成分がどこから来るかを発見するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't try to make friends with a cute cat with white stripes on the back, otherwise you will discover where many perfume and colon-based ingredients come from when it gives you an o-shiri shower.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.