YOU SAID:
Don’t tell me what to do you big stinky poopy monkey
INTO JAPANESE
どうしたらいいのか教えてくれないでくれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't tell me what to do
INTO JAPANESE
何をすべきか教えないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
don't tell me what to do
That didn't even make that much sense in English.