YOU SAID:
Don't talk 糞 about Total, mayoi!
INTO JAPANESE
トータル、マヨイについて糞を話してはいけない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Total, don't talk about shit about Mayo!
INTO JAPANESE
合計よ、Mayoのことを言ってはいけない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Total, don't say Mayo!
INTO JAPANESE
合計よ、マヨとは言わないで！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Total, don't say Mayo!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
