YOU SAID:
Don't slap a goose, that's rude!
INTO JAPANESE
ガチョウをたたかないでください、それは失礼です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't goose, it's rude!
INTO JAPANESE
ガチョウはしないでください、それは失礼です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't goose, it's rude!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.