YOU SAID:
Don't sit on that couch, I treat my objects like women.
INTO JAPANESE
そのソファーに座ってはいけない、私は女性のような私の物を扱う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not sit on that sofa, I treat mine like a woman.
INTO JAPANESE
息子の参謀会議に私の席はない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not sit on my son's war councils.
INTO JAPANESE
息子の参謀会議に私の席はない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not sit on my son's war councils.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.