YOU SAID:
Don't shoot your eye out kid.
INTO JAPANESE
目を撃ち抜かないでね、子供。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't shoot your eyes out, kid.
INTO JAPANESE
目を撃ち抜かないでね、坊主。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't shoot your eyes out, kid.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.