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don't put all your eggs in one basket please! that would make me a sad poo

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卵を一つのかごに入れないでください。それは私を悲しいうんちにするだろう

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Please do not put the eggs in one basket. That will make me a sad piss

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卵を一つのかごに入れないでください。それは私を悲しい小便にするでしょう

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Please do not put the eggs in one basket. That will make me sad piss

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卵を一つのかごに入れないでください。それは私が悲しい小便になります

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Please do not put the eggs in one basket. It makes me feel sad

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卵を一つのかごに入れないでください。それは私を悲しくさせます

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Please do not put the eggs in one basket. It makes me sad

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卵を一つのかごに入れないでください。それは私を悲しくさせます

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Please do not put the eggs in one basket. It makes me sad