YOU SAID:
Don't offend my platypus when i can hear it
INTO JAPANESE
それを聞くことができるときに私のカモノハシをおこらせない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you can hear it offends my Platypus
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のカモノハシをおこらせるときに聞くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can hear when it offends my Platypus.
INTO JAPANESE
とき、それは私のカモノハシをおこらせるを聞くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When it offends my Platypus can hear.
INTO JAPANESE
それを傷つける私のカモノハシが聞くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can hear it hurt my Platypus.
INTO JAPANESE
私のカモノハシを傷つけるそれを聞くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can hear it hurt my Platypus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.