YOU SAID:
don't not eat me if you saw a dancing peewee in the pavement
INTO JAPANESE
歩道で踊っているピーウィーを見たら食べないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you see Pee-wee dancing on the sidewalk, don't eat it
INTO JAPANESE
歩道でピーウィーが踊っているのを見たら、食べないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you see Pee-wee dancing on the sidewalk, don't eat it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.