YOU SAID:
Don't make me shove this pen where the sun don't shine
INTO JAPANESE
太陽が輝かないこのペンを押し込まないでくれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't push this pen where the sun doesn't shine
INTO JAPANESE
太陽が当たらない場所でこのペンを押さないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not press this pen in a place that is not exposed to the sun
INTO JAPANESE
日光が当たらない場所でこのペンを押さないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not press this pen in a place that is not exposed to sunlight
INTO JAPANESE
日光が当たらない場所でこのペンを押さないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not press this pen in a place that is not exposed to sunlight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.