YOU SAID:
don't lick a tree and expect sap
INTO JAPANESE
木をなめると樹液を期待しないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't expect sap when licking trees
INTO JAPANESE
木をなめるときに樹液を期待しないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't expect sap when licking trees
That didn't even make that much sense in English.