YOU SAID:

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

INTO JAPANESE

ドアが良い主があなたを分割させてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Let me into your door good Lord.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのドアに私をさせて良い主。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mostly good let me to your door.

INTO JAPANESE

主に良いあなたのドアにしましょう。

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Your main door.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのメインドア。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your main door.