YOU SAID:
don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you
INTO JAPANESE
ドアがあなたに当たらないようにしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make sure the door doesn't hit you
INTO JAPANESE
ドアがあなたに当たらないようにしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Make sure the door doesn't hit you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.