YOU SAID:
Don't kick yourself in the crotch on me
INTO JAPANESE
私の股間で自分を蹴らないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not kick yourself in my crotch
INTO JAPANESE
私の股間で自分を蹴らないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not kick yourself in my crotch
INTO JAPANESE
私の股間で自分を蹴らないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not kick yourself in my crotch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.