YOU SAID:

don't hide in washing machines while playing hide and seek, and that's no joke

INTO JAPANESE

隠して探している間に洗濯機に隠れないでください。それは冗談です

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Please do not hide in the washing machine while hiding and looking. that's a joke

INTO JAPANESE

隠して見ている間は洗濯機に隠れないでください。冗談です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not hide in the washing machine while hiding it. just kidding

INTO JAPANESE

それを隠している間は洗濯機に隠れないでください。冗談だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just kidding.

INTO JAPANESE

冗談だ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just kidding.