YOU SAID:
don't have a cow man!
INTO JAPANESE
牛の男はいない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no cow man!
INTO JAPANESE
牛男はいない!
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There is no Ushio!
INTO JAPANESE
うしおなし!
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Ushio no!
INTO JAPANESE
うしおの!
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Ushio's!
INTO JAPANESE
うしおさん!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Usio-san!
INTO JAPANESE
うしおさん!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Usio-san!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.