YOU SAID:
Don't go to the bathroom or you will get eaten by the lunar landing monster
INTO JAPANESE
浴室に行かないと、月面着陸モンスターに食べられます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you do not go to the bathroom, you can eat lunar landing monsters.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが浴室に行かなければ、月面着陸モンスターを食べることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you do not go to the bathroom, you can eat lunar landing monsters.
Come on, you can do better than that.