YOU SAID:
Don’t get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and don’t feed him after midnight
INTO JAPANESE
濡らさない、明るい光を避け、真夜中以降は餌を与えないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't get them wet, avoid bright lights, and don't feed them after midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
濡らさないようにし、明るい光を避け、真夜中以降に餌を与えないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep them dry, avoid bright light, and don't feed them after midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
乾燥した状態に保ち、明るい光を避け、真夜中以降は餌を与えないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep dry, avoid bright light, and don't feed after midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
乾燥した状態に保ち、明るい光を避け、真夜中以降は餌を与えないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep dry, avoid bright light, and don't feed after midnight.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.