YOU SAID:
Don't forget that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
INTO JAPANESE
他の惑星ではドアノブをなめることは違法であることを忘れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
INTO JAPANESE
覚えておいてください、ドアノブをなめるのは他の惑星では違法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
That didn't even make that much sense in English.