YOU SAID:
Don't forget, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal
INTO JAPANESE
他の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法であることを忘れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember that licking the doorknob on other planets is illegal
INTO JAPANESE
他の惑星でドアノブをなめることは違法であることを忘れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Remember that licking the doorknob on other planets is illegal
That didn't even make that much sense in English.