YOU SAID:
Don't eat tide pods, kids!
INTO JAPANESE
潮ポッド、子供が食べない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tide pod, children do not eat!
INTO JAPANESE
食べてはいけません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat.
INTO JAPANESE
食べてはいけません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.