YOU SAID:
Don't eat the tide pods, kids
INTO JAPANESE
タイドポッド、子供を食べないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tideopod, please do not eat kids
INTO JAPANESE
ティポポッド、子供を食べないでください
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Tipopod, do not eat kids
INTO JAPANESE
ヒントポッド、子供を食べないで
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Don't eat the hind pod, kid
INTO JAPANESE
後部ポッドに子供を食べてはいけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat children in rear pods
INTO JAPANESE
後部ポッドに子供を食べてはいけない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not eat children in rear pods
That didn't even make that much sense in English.