YOU SAID:
Don't eat the shroom, unless you are an Italian plumber with red overalls and are needing to rescue a princess from a giant, fire-breathing turtle.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが赤いオーバーオールを着たイタリアの配管工で、火を吐く巨大なカメから王女を救出する必要がある場合を除き、マッシュルームを食べないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unless you're an Italian plumber in red overalls who needs to rescue a princess from a giant fire-breathing turtle, don't eat mushrooms.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが赤いオーバーオールを着たイタリアの配管工で、火を吐く巨大なカメから王女を救出する必要がある場合を除き、キノコを食べないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't eat mushrooms unless you're an Italian plumber in red overalls who needs to rescue a princess from a giant fire-breathing turtle.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが赤いオーバーオールを着たイタリアの配管工で、火を吐く巨大なカメから王女を救出する必要がある場合を除いて、キノコを食べないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unless you're an Italian plumber in red overalls who needs to rescue a princess from a giant fire-breathing turtle, don't eat mushrooms.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが赤いオーバーオールを着たイタリアの配管工で、火を吐く巨大なカメから王女を救出する必要がある場合を除き、キノコを食べないでください.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't eat mushrooms unless you're an Italian plumber in red overalls who needs to rescue a princess from a giant fire-breathing turtle.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが赤いオーバーオールを着たイタリアの配管工で、火を吐く巨大なカメから王女を救出する必要がある場合を除いて、キノコを食べないでください.
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