YOU SAID:

Don't eat tea. why not me why? not me? stroke ensues.

INTO JAPANESE

紅茶を食べてはいけません。なぜ私を食べないのですか？脳卒中が起こります。

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You shouldn't eat tea. Why don't you eat me? There will be a stroke.

INTO JAPANESE

お茶は食べてはいけません。なぜ私を食べないの？脳卒中が起こる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You shouldn't eat tea. Why don't you eat me? A stroke occurs.

INTO JAPANESE

お茶は食べてはいけません。なぜ私を食べないの？脳卒中が起こる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You shouldn't eat tea. Why don't you eat me? A stroke occurs.