YOU SAID:
don't drive your car down the avenue after midnight
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中の後に車を車で運転しないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not drive a car by car after midnight
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中の車で後を運転しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not drive after the ride in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
後に夜の真ん中に乗って運転しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After riding in the middle of the night, do not drive.
INTO JAPANESE
夜中に乗って後は、運転しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not drive after the ride in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
後に夜の真ん中に乗って運転しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After riding in the middle of the night, do not drive.
INTO JAPANESE
夜中に乗って後は、運転しないでください。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium