YOU SAID:
don't diddle daddle, when you fetch the poodle from the paddle pool.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがパドルプールからプードルを取ったときには、かわいそうではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pity is not sorry when you took the poodle from the paddle pool.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがパドルプールからプードルを取ったとき、残念は残念ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry when you took a poodle from the paddle is not bad.
INTO JAPANESE
王殺しから手を取ったと聞いたぞ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hear you took a hand from the Kingslayer.
INTO JAPANESE
王殺しから手を取ったと聞いたぞ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hear you took a hand from the Kingslayer.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.