YOU SAID:

doink a hoo because i told your mom it would be too insanely ultimately freaking late because i have never done more before than after honestly

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのお母さんに、正直に言った後よりも前にやったことがないので、最終的には遅すぎると言ったので、フーをやめなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I told your mom that I've never done it before, to be honest, so it's too late in the end, so stop Fu

INTO JAPANESE

正直言って、これまでやったことがないので、結局手遅れだとお母さんに言ったので、フーをやめて

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, I told my mom that it was too late because I hadn't done it before, so quit Fu

INTO JAPANESE

正直言って、今までやったことがなかったので手遅れだと母に言ったので、フーをやめました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, I told my mother that it was too late because I hadn't done it before, so I quit Fu.

INTO JAPANESE

正直、母に今までやったことがなかったので手遅れだと言ったので、ふをやめました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, I told my mother that it was too late because I had never done it before, so I stopped.

INTO JAPANESE

正直、今までやったことがないので手遅れだと母に言ったのでやめました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

To be honest, I told my mother that it was too late because I had never done it before, so I stopped.