YOU SAID:
Dogs that small are essentially cats, and cats are useless.
INTO JAPANESE
その小さな犬が本質的に猫と猫は役に立たない。
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Small dogs are essentially useless cats and cats.
INTO JAPANESE
小型犬は本質的に役に立たない猫と猫。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Small dog is essentially useless and the cat.
INTO JAPANESE
小型犬は本質的に役に立たないと猫。
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Small dogs are inherently useless cat.
INTO JAPANESE
小型犬は、本質的に役に立たない猫です。
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Small dogs are inherently useless cat.
You should move to Japan!